you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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