i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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