So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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