Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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