Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
