Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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