You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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