Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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