i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Green mimosas i think yes
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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