No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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