can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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