When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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