weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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