I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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