She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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