sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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