I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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