this just has baby written all over it
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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