May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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