Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
zippers are such a cool invention
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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