This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
