glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
