he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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