We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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