Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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