worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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