BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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