Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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