He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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