I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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