I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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