I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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