am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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