You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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