idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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