I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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