I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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