Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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