idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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