he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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