The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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