Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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