i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
