i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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