it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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