is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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