There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
