Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
wow bdsm is so cute
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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