Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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