i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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