Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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