awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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