do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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