This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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