Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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