i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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