yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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